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COSMOPOLITAN organised by Rafaela Pandolfini and Jana Hawkins-Andersen @ The Drill Hall August 2019

17/7/2019

 
publishing my entire cosmo poem here as well as Riley Hooker's gold thread graphic interpretation:

c o s m o p o l i t a n

-       there I was at a bbq at the ambassador’s house
-       omg I was at the ambassador’s house too..
-       I know you were at the ambassador’s house bitch I saw you there
 
 
 
theory
 
maps as the forgotten metaphor
you know I’m
so jaded about this
 
reading
de Sousa Santos on laws as maps
carving out a space for interpretation via:
scale of parts
abstraction of symbols
projection of features
 
an event that happens now
with multiple competing jurisdictions
 
the misreading of social territories
(in London where I am now)
 
what is a meridian?
pin points
 
you know, my acupuncturist Alistair
has a voice like a split oak
 
embraces me, rolls me, twists me
covers me in needles
 
a squeeze on my uncovered forearm:
“I’m just going to let you bake for a bit”
he leaves,
my conducted basement FLOODS
 
the equator tipping
I don’t know how he knows,
but he knows
 
bearded fish surface in the corner of the image
 
a truly accurate map would be a giant one
one that covers the very territories it claims to represent
 
hell with all its rings and rings of Italians et al
 
change temp colour
contour, maybe valence
 
S becomes J
obelisk becomes pinprick
buffalo heaving through the creek
 
Latour: common cosmopolitical concern of climate change
 
all these plane crashes
the terrible flooding
 
jaded
misreading social territories
listening to fkn BBC radio
interview with an academic
 
while Alistair has a wank in the toilets or something
(I wish)
 
 
 
thematics
 
multiculturalism being the probsi policy of Australian cities
cosmopolitanism being the denial policy of London
haven’t there been other words for these relations?
 
cosmo questions:
how do you feel on a long plane?
 
where’s home?
 
what connections transnationally? like mirrored selves, joining hands
over a cosmopolitan
 
Carrie in Dubai bitch
 
all the gorgeous and diverse hookers in Dubai;
oil barons’ nephews; colonial schoolteachers; fashionovas husband hunting; baklas at DK sending money home; ski instructors; vampiric estate agents; passport-confiscated workers; Michael Schumacher; tragic lifestyle Brits; maids; spies; thrill seekers over from Saudi; etc.
 
gossip as process
disappeared journalists
baseless “Australian” subject position
Burj-al-Arab selfie
peach brunch
 
BBC News transition graphic to:
 
Documenta’s headquarters get firebombed in Exarchia lol
you’re asked to do this show
interview even triplecanopy won’t publish
 
BBC News transition graphic to:
 
white feminist curator desperate to salvage cunts
as a framework for womanhood
instead turns to nipples as a strong connective symbol
of femininity
 
“nipples are. democratic!
they have the largest iconic reach as dichotomized targets
steeped in affect
my cosmopolitan nipples”
 
munch munch
I’m a teen mutant eating Korma in my 2nd floor nightmare flat
 
“like you don’t even have to be on hormones?
no augmentation necessary? always round?”
 
5318008
skates across the bottom of the screen
 
we get back to fertility headliners
gestational feeding
 
sensation of cashew milk moving down your throat
into your stomach
 
but it’s a creepy
injection of FSH
before egg harvesting
 
wet dream wakeup sweat
yearning but not yet hungry
just thirsty
 
 
 
therapy
 
task: write something not about your body
response: an essay on 13 looks you got today
 
the chill people I want to tap the glass
make sure they’re working
 
silence, shadow
 
future
blink to some portal
the eyelid comes down like whoosh
a second time whoosh
                                                and you see it
            
provincial ways of being
creative beautiful people
drinking, smoking
 
task: write on the affect of this--
 
old Manila friend’s Onlyfans you linked up and watched eachother weirdly
 
--not a diary--
 
found a client’s art site, it’s pixelated spreads of what could be your open arse
 
--and I’ll give you $100,000 you might be able to blow in Spain.
 
I really miss my friends
and get a thrill to see someone like myself on Instagram
 
birds and snakes which live in the city
the cynical ghost shell info wisping from the train station
it’s confession time
 
commission for a perfect interior
a closet full of carapace corsets
a saxophone in the ebbing wind
two men walk on and hi-five, not so poetic
 
task: 3 yrs later you return to the Imperial capital to starve out a residency and marry up
this round life just thematics?
 
I’ve been to paradise but
there’s still this random pulling over on the main road
and frenetically gesturing for me to get in…
 
trains, planes, ships
(I like the way you move your hips)
 
mummy getting upgraded
mummy’s special holiday
mummy’s piggy bank
 
doesn’t know when she’ll drink real champagne again
through the tears
 
task: 16yr old Danni in Bulgaria with a Guess model heiress, 4 guys and a magnum of Moet
 
the items just pouring
through the doors of the incubator
housing Alistair’s acu/IVF studio
 
he comes back
tells me he’s taken a short round trip to his farm in Tasmania in the interval

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